It's Magnum!

Magnum's Academy of Awesome

2009-06-06T09:02:00.003-04:00

In the world of professional wrestling, one name has become synonymous with the word Awesome. That name, of course, is Magnum!

The Innovator of Awesomeness, the Dean of Decadence, Magnum will, for one night only, teach YOU how to be awesome. A once-thought-impossible task, Magnum oozes with the confidence that he can make you a better person.

Magnum, the Pioneer of Perfection, will consult with you, one on one or in small groups, to spread his teachings, guidance, and of course, his awesomeness. A true Maharashi of Magnificence, this modern-day Engineer of Excellence has generously agreed to help you, the less awesome, cast away the unfortunate traits that make-up a classic loser. Only the Captain of Cool himself, the Connoisseur of Class, Magnum is man enough for such a challenge.

Arrive early to ensure you get one of Magnum’s FREE awesome giveaways – a tool that can turn even the biggest loser into an entity of awesomeness. While supplies last!

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Buy your tickets at the door when you arrive early!

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The Magnum Militia is running wild!

2009-03-29T20:24:00.003-04:00

With good reason, The Magnum Militia is all the buzz in the world of pro wrestling. The funny thing is, everyone wants to try to figure us out. Don't even bother! But hey, ECWA, speculate all you want. In case you haven't seen it yet, check out ECWA's attempt to get inside the mind of the master manipulator.

Magnum, Pro Wrestler, Still Undefeated

2009-03-29T20:21:00.006-04:00

I'm not one to say "I told you so." Oh wait, yes I am! I told you so! Especially you, Jason Leigh. How prophetic were my warnings of 1-2-3! The bell rings, Magnum's and the Magnum Militia's hands are raised, and victory is once again ... ours!!

See you on April 18!

Freak Nastty Interview

2009-02-26T14:28:00.002-05:00

Interesting. Very interesting!

The Magnum Militia: A to Z

2009-02-26T14:06:00.000-05:00

A is for Awesome!

B is for Best!

C is for Charismatic!

D is for Dynamic!

E is for Excellent!

F is for Fashionable!

G is for Groovy!

H is for Hot!

I is for Innovative!

J is for Jazzy!

K is for Kings!

L is for Luscious!

M is for Magnificent!

N is for Naughty :-)

O is for Oh my God!

P is for Perfect!

Q is for Quality!

R is for Radiant!

S is for Stupendous!

T is for Talented!

U is for Unbelievable!

V is for Victorious!

W is for Wow!

X is for X-rays our opponents have to get!

Y is for Yummy!

Z is for Zeus ... cuz we're gods!

Magnum's Thoughts on the 6-Man Tag Spectacular

2009-02-24T13:04:00.004-05:00

It has just been announced that The Magnum Militia (for those of you who haven't been paying attention: that's me, Frederick of Hollywood, and Andrew Ryker) will take on Aden Chambers, Travis Blake, and Jason Leigh at ECWA's March 7, 2009 show. Of course, you're dying to hear my thoughts on this Six-Man Spectacular. Since I am never short on words, here it is.

First, let me get this out of the way. Once again, ECWA management have proved themselves to be malicious, jealous, and inept by putting MANAGER Magnum in a WRESTLING match. Have they not learned their lesson? Have I not beaten every challenge they put up against me? Am I not UNDEFEATED? Let’s get something straight here. In this world there are people like ECWA fans who haven’t accomplished anything in their lives. Then there is a small handful of people who reach awesome status. Then there is me … I am Magnum Awesome! You have to be truly special to earn the “Magnum” intensifier.

Always remember:

Magnum is the Intensifier of Awesomeness!

Aden Chambers. The new darling of the ECWA since his 2008 Super 8 win. I whole-heartedly acknowledge that Chambers stepped up and won the most prestigious tournament in professional wrestling. But just make sure there’s an asterisk next to his "W" because neither Frederick of Hollywood or Andrew Ryker were in that tournament! And hey, neither was yours truly! Magnum is undefeated in case you forgot. In other words: I do NOT lose! Aden, bring your A game … it’ll be nothing for the A-Listers!

Travis Blake. If I remember correctly, the last few times you crossed paths with the Magnum Militia didn’t work out so great for you! Frederick of Hollywood demonstrated his power with his Hollywood Slam, and Andrew Ryker proved his skill as he pinned your shoulders to the mat. They say “third time’s a charm!” … well, it’ll be just that when the ref counts you out 1-2-3.

Jason Leigh. The last time you were in the ring with Magnum you lasted all of 2 seconds. How glorious you looked, flying over the top rope and crashing to the hard, unforgiving floor. You may be breaking out of your green shell, but you still have lots of work ahead of you if you want to try to climb Militia Mountain. Tell you what … before the match I’ll dial 911 so that the ambulance shows up just in time to carry you out!

So as you can see, dear Militia wannabees ... Magnum is not worried. The Militia is not worried. And you should not be worried since the undefeated streak WILL CONTINUE!!!

Get your tickets now!

Magnum Militia in 6-Man Tag Match

2009-02-23T12:53:00.005-05:00

Just announced! Your hero Magnum, along with Frederick of Hollywood and Andrew Ryker, will take on 2008 Super 8 winner Aden Chambers, Travis Black, and Jason Leigh. I have LOTS to say about this match ... I will post my most-awesome diatribe later today!

ECWA Pro Wrestling March 7, 2009 Show

2009-02-22T11:21:00.012-05:00

Hey there Militia Wannabees ... looks like the line-up for ECWA's March 7, 2009 is slowly leaking out. Rest assured you'll get your money's worth as the Magnum Militia will be in FULL FORCE. That's right ... we will ALL be UNITED in a 6-man tag team match.

More details to come! Stay tuned!

Pre-show Autograph Signing

2009-01-23T16:10:00.004-05:00

Don't forget to come out early! If you're lucky enough, we'll let you behind the red ropes. Dare to dream!

Bounty on Freak Nastty

2009-01-19T10:57:00.005-05:00

On January 24, 2009 most of the ECWA locker room will compete for a chance to destroy Freak Nastty later in the night, and the opportunity to collect more money than any of you have ever seen. Come out to the show to see it all go down!

Locks of Love Challenge!

2009-01-19T10:13:00.001-05:00

It promises to be a wild, energetically charged, all out war on January 24, 2009 when The Chick Magnets meet Del Monte and the Logan Brothers in a contest that will leave one team proud in victory and the other team sent home in humiliating defeat.

Read how this match came about here.

Leather N Lace Defend Against Mega and Cha Cha Chance

2009-01-19T10:10:00.004-05:00

On January 24, 2009 he ECWA Tag Team Champions will have their hands full when they defend the titles against the most popular team in recent ECWA history. Size, power and 4 larger than life characters collide with different styles but one objective: leaving the arena as Tag Team Champions. Who will prevail?

Read more on this gigantic tag title match here.

Want our autographs?

2009-01-11T16:26:00.000-05:00

Of course you do! The Magnum Militia will be signing autographs BEFORE the ECWA show on January 24, 2009. Come by and get one of the following if we let you behind the red ropes. We make no promises.

Magnum Bobblehead - Awesome Christmas Gift #1

2009-01-01T11:48:00.001-05:00

While most of you aren't worthy, aren't awesome enough to warrant a visit from Santa, Magnum did pretty darn well this holiday season. Jealous? I'm sure. Who wouldn't want a custom-made, one-of-a-kind Magnum bobblehead? Look at the pose! Awesome.

Stay tuned for more examples of what Santa brings only the coolest of people.

Bitter-sweet

2008-12-04T18:48:00.000-05:00

A week has now passed since ECWA’s November 22 show where the Magnificent One, Magnum, went one on one with Freak Nastty in a steel cage. Also that night The Frederick of Hollywood defended his title against Tommy Trouble. The night started off with a whirlwind victory and reveal, and ended with a shock heard round the squared circle. Since these two events resulted in two drastically different emotions, I shall address each separately below.

Unleashing the Beast

What did I tell you? What did I TELL you! Everyone at ECWA’s November 22, 2008 show got to bear witness to the awesomeness that is Magnum. Lock me in a cage; surround me with Blue Steel; back me into a corner and I will unleash the beast within and attack with unbridled vengeance.

Freak Nastty … you fooled me into signing a match with you in a steel cage. Duped me into thinking I was getting ownership of the ECWA. Well, the joke is on you! I walked into the cage undefeated, and I walked out of the cage undefeated.

Oh, how it all played out. It was the most innovative, the most diabolical, the most awesome plan ever put together in all of professional wrestling. It was 10 months in the making and it was the best kept secret in wrestling. We had all the idiots in the locker room fooled, and we had all the idiot fans fooled. Andrew Ryker has made his way to the A-List … Andrew Ryker is the newest member of the Magnum Militia … Andrew Ryker is the man who attacked Freak Nastty! You want to hate him for it, but you can’t help but love him because he is that good. But save your applause … you don’t deserve to cheer for Andrew Ryker.

The Magnum Militia is truly awesome. With yours truly, The Frederick of Hollywood, and now Andrew Ryker … we can not be stopped. Never before has there been, and never again will there be such an awesome assembly of A-List talent. Accept it. We are stronger than all of you … we are smarter than all of you … and without a shadow of a doubt, we are better looking than all of you.

Ladies and gentlemen … the Magnum Militia reigned supreme in the steel cage, we destroyed the MYTH of Freak Nastty, and we’re looking forward to a bright future … the future’s so bright, we gotta wear shades!

The Frederick of Hollywood Vs. Tommy Trouble

Where do I begin? For once your hero, your role model Magnum is at a loss for words. I am still dejected, still bewildered, and still angry about what went down on November 22, 2008. And believe me, you don’t want to come face to face with an angry Magnum.

Everything was set in place, but somehow it all went terribly wrong. Tommy Trouble is a talented, strong, and formidable force in the ECWA. But he is not an A-Lister. Tommy’s trouble is that he cares what you fans think. He cares about doing the right thing. He needs to take more care in his style and personality. But I digress…

Freak Nastty’s little interference was just one kink in our chain. And Freak, you better watch that back of yours that keeps getting attacked because you messed with the wrong group. But something else went wrong that night. Someone messed with destiny. Someone’s un-divine intervention led to the rarest of rare mistakes by a member of the Magnum Militia.

But know this … no one, NO ONE outsmarts Magnum. Vengeance will be ours, and we will have that belt back soon enough.

Magnum - Professional Wrestler

2008-11-21T07:44:00.000-05:00

That's right. MANAGER Magnum is entering singles action, tomorrow, November 22, 2008. The ECWA is once again trying to one-up Magnum, but they forget -- amazingly so -- just how awesome he is. He is currently UNDEFEATED in the squared circle and has no intentions on changing that status. Be there or be squared-circle.

The clock ticks down for Freak Nastty

2008-11-18T13:34:00.000-05:00

Tick Tock Freak Nastty! If that IS your real name... are you ready for Saturday? You better come prepared. I fear no man, and believe me when I say, I can take you out 6 different ways from the fetal position.

Magnum is on a tear

2008-11-07T18:32:00.000-05:00

ECWA fans are in for a treat. Magnum has been training non-stop. He's undoubtedly faster, stronger, and obviously smarter than the rest of the locker room. Thanks to the in-ring guidance of ECWA Heavyweight Champion, Frederick of Hollywood, Magnum is certain to continue his unbeaten streak.

Don't miss the most awesome night pro wrestling has ever seen ... be there. November 22, 2008.

Steel Cage Match Vs. Freak Nastty: ECWA November 22, 2008

2008-11-06T11:15:00.001-05:00

Redefining the steel cage match

2008-11-06T11:10:00.000-05:00

Since Magnum is in a steel cage match, you know it won't be any ordinary steel cage match. In fact, let's redefine it: The "Blue Steel Cage Match" in honor of my good friend and colleague, Derrick Zoolander.

Frederick of Hollywood Vs. Tommy Trouble

2008-11-05T07:37:00.000-05:00

Tommy Trouble. Young, strong, talented ... and now you've got a shot at the ECWA Heavyweight Title. Tommy, what you possess with the above-mentioned attributes, you lack in smarts. Now, compared to the average Delawarean, you're freakin' Einstein. But when you go head to head with the mastermind that is Magnum, you're still in nursery school. You will learn soon enough that the combined forces of Frederick of Hollywood & Magnum, the A-Team, if you will, is unbeatable. Come with everything you've got, leave it all in the ring, and we'll make sure someone's there to carry you out of the arena.

Frederick is living the Hollywood life ... but you Tommy Trouble ... you are just California Dreaming!

Training Injury

2008-11-04T16:30:00.000-05:00

Ouch. While working on my new and improved finishing move (don’t worry, you’ll get to see it) I stubbed my toe. No worries … A quick trip to the pedicurist will have it fixed in a jiffy. Just in time for my to shove my boot down Freak’s throat!

Best knock-knock joke ever

2008-11-03T16:31:00.000-05:00

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Freak Nastty.

Freak Nastty who?

EXACTLY!

Training Log

2008-11-02T15:04:00.000-05:00

Magnum had a great day of training. After benching 385 for reps and then 2 hours of ladder and combat drills, he threw on his 84-lb weighted Xvest and tread water in the fast rapids of the Delaware River. Pressed for time, he only did 90 minutes of work in the water. Time for a post-workout latte and massage.

No pain, no gain

2008-11-01T12:45:00.000-04:00

Once you get past the awe of the once-only-thought-possible-via-Michelangelo-sculpture-V-shaped-back, check out the nice bruising on the upper right side. This was just from a one-hour "light" session with ECWA Heavyweight Champion Frederick of Hollywood. Fred is a savage and takes no prisoners, even when it comes to his faithful manager! But this is NOTHING compared to the pounding Freak Nastty is going to receive from Magnum's fists, knees, and elbows. See you in November Freak!

Magnum is even more awesome

2008-10-31T19:47:00.000-04:00

Shortly after the announcement of Magnum’s steel cage match against Freak Nastty on November 22, 2008, Frederick of Hollywood decided it was time to get in the ring for some real training. Magnum is awesome enough as it is, but with some in-ring training, Freak Nastty really doesn’t stand a chance.

Freak Nastty is in for a long night. It seems the wrestling ring is to Magnum no different than a dance floor. He got skillz!!! Look at the facts. With no training whatsoever Magnum won back-to-back 25+ man battle royals … and now, he only has to face one man!? It seems almost unfair.

See you on November 22 Freak. You better bring you’re A game … but it will be no match for someone who’s on the A List!

Magnum to meet Freak Nastty in a steel cage

2008-10-29T21:59:00.001-04:00

After many months it has been finally revealed that the sly manager MAGNUM was the man who attacked Freak Nastty. Now that the truth has been revealed, Freak Nastty gets to come FACE TO FACE with his attacker inside a steel cage! Read the full story here. The match will take place on November 22, 2008. Don't miss out!

Magnum’s Thoughts on the Upcoming ECWA Show

2008-10-20T11:20:00.000-04:00

The ECWA’s October 25, 2008 show is Super 8 Tournament night. If each event in professional wrestling was a holiday, the Super 8 would be pro wrestling’s Christmas. Every year enthusiastic wrestling fans wait and wait until the big night arrives. In addition to the big dance, there’s also a Tag Team Summit over-the-top-rope match plus the retirement of Indy Icon, Ace Darling. So, where should Magnum begin?

Let’s start with the Super 8 Tournament. Once again Jim Kettner has put together a great mix of talent, charisma, and entertainment. The local boys – Aden Chambers, Chase Del Monte, and Loca Vida – welcome Alex Koslov, Maverick, Frankie Arion, Scott Reed, and Shannon Moore into the hallowed halls of the ECWA. Magnum admits it – he’s looking forward to watching who will reign supreme this year. The action should be non-stop and uber entertaining.

And oh yes, the Tag Team Summit. Remember back, if you will, to May 10, 2008. The ECWA debut of your favorite entertainer, the magnificent one, the awesome entity, MAGNUM. On that historic night, Commissioner Naegele thought he was getting the better of Magnum by inserting his awesomeness into the Olympiad rumble match. And what happened? Magnum won!! Now, although Magnum is a MANAGER and would normally put his lawyers to work about being forced to wrestle, we can never forget that there is no limit to Magnum’s awesomeness. Paired with Frederick of Hollywood as a partner, I don’t know if I’ve ever felt more confident. And once the fans see Magnum’s brand new, couture in-ring ensemble, they’ll realize that there has never before been anything so fantastic in all of pro wrestling.

Ace Darling. “Indy Icon” is not just a nickname. It’s a fact. Inside the ring his talent is hard to match; on the mic he cuts compelling and entertaining promos that everyone should learn from; and in the locker room he is a coach, a friend, and an inspiration. The ECWA, the fans, and professional wrestling are losing a hero. Good luck, Ace.

And how could I forget – the pre-show Halloween Costume Contest! Forgive me while I pause to laugh…

OK.

When I think of a Halloween costume, I think of something creepy, scary, or funny. But the ECWA fans are already creepy, scary, and funny!!! So what will their costumes have to offer? I don’t know if I should be afraid, or relieved that many of their ugly mugs will be behind a mask. We shall see!

Come one, come all to a great night of athleticism, entertainment, and awesomeness!

Magnum to Compete in ECWA's Tag Team Summit

2008-10-17T16:11:00.001-04:00

14 ECWA Teams and 1 loser, I mean, loner enter the ring and battle it out. It's a wild match featuring 29 ECWA Superstars each of whom have something to prove. The ring has been reinforced! Can you predict the outcome of this star studded event? Learn more.

ECWA Halloween Costume Contest

2008-10-17T15:53:00.001-04:00

Well, well, well! The ECWA is hosting a Halloween Costume Contest on October 25, 2008 at their Super 8 Tournament show. Ha! Magnum can't wait to see what the fans come dressed as ... as a matter of fact, Magnum suspects the fans will look BETTER in their costumes than they do in everyday life. Oh the insanity!

ECWA Super 8 Show

2008-10-14T12:00:00.000-04:00

The October 25 ECWA wrestling show is going to be a really big event. Anyone who likes pro wrestling just a little will be truly entertained!

What's going down?

For starters, the Annual ECWA Super 8 tournament. This is THE BIGGEST tournament in all of independent wrestling. This year it's featuring Scott Reed, Alex Koslov, Aden Chambers, Chase Del Monte, Loca Vida, Maverick, Frankie Arion and former WWE superstar Shannon Moore. The action will be non-stop.

And what's in store for the Magnificent One, Magnum?

Well, once again the ECWA owners are throwing The Mastermind of Mayhem, Magnum, into a 25+ man over the top rope "Summit" tag team battle royal. Every man enters, one man stands alone as the winner. Of course, nothing is predictable in professional wrestling, but we all know what happened the last time Magnum was in such a battle -- he won!!

With Magnum's incredible talent, coupled with his unfettering confidence, there's no doubt that he will put on quite a show. Magnum is out to prove, once again, that he is THE MOST AWESOME ENTITY IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!

The Super 8 show should NOT BE MISSED!!!

October 25, 2008. 7:30pm. Newark, DE.

Don't miss out! Logon to http://ecwaprowrestling.com for information.

Magnum Mocks Freak Nastty

2008-10-13T20:58:00.000-04:00

Magnum's impersonation is priceless!

Is that ECWA's Freak Nastty?

2008-10-13T20:52:00.000-04:00

Oh wait! That's the mastermind of mayhem, Magnum! What a fanstastic mockery!

Magnum, Frederick of Hollywood and Dominic

2008-10-13T20:50:00.000-04:00

Magnum and Frederick of Hollywood take a snapshot with Dominic.

ECWA's Magnum with Frederick of Hollywood and Fans

2008-10-13T20:46:00.000-04:00

Magnum and Frederick of Hollywood pose after the September 27 show with Jonathan and Ian.

Who's Gonna Step Up?

2008-09-26T13:59:00.000-04:00

Happy Birthday Melissa

2008-08-30T08:06:00.001-04:00

Happy Birthday to the ageless wonder, Melissa. Below are some custom cards that her blog wouldn't allow Magnum to post. The nerve!!!

ECWA May 10, 2008 show on DVD

2008-07-30T14:49:00.000-04:00

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MAY 10, 2008 SHOW

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Only $15 + S&H

Frederick of Hollywood takes the gold

2008-07-30T14:47:00.001-04:00

In an amazing duel of strength and power, Frederick of Hollywood took the ECWA Heavyweight Championship in true style. More on this fantastic development soon!

Frederick of Hollywood is going to slay The Beast

2008-07-14T19:55:00.000-04:00

In response to Frederick of Hollywood's huge and impressive (and clean) win over the 400-pound Mega, he has been awarded a title shot against The Beast Glen Osbourne at the upcoming July 26, 2008 ECWA Pro Wrestling show.

Frederick is going to slay The Beast.

And yours truly, Magnum, the awesome one, will be ringside to see it all go down. And who knows ... maybe you'll see a little bit of Magnum's flair added to the match ... but all within the rules of course!

Read the full story here.

Travis Blake turns down an opportunity to be a Chick Magnet

2008-07-14T19:32:00.000-04:00

Heading into the July 26 event, longtime Chick Magnet, Mozart Fontaine will be featured in a rare singles match. His regular Chick Magnet partners will not be there (Tobin has a broken arm, and Soscia has a broken nose). Mozart climbs through the ropes to face off against a man who is gaining more popularity with fans at every event, Travis Blake.

Read the full story.

Leather N Lace vs. The Valedictorians

2008-07-14T19:29:00.000-04:00

Sebastian Night’s powerhouse team of J.J. Crew Guy and Hot Shot Mike Reed, better known as “LEATHER N LACE” have been mowing down the other teams in the ECWA on their road to hopefully getting a tag team championship shot at the Logan Brothers. Month after month, they have beaten their competition and have become more focused and sadistic along the way, largely due to the guidance of Night as their manager. They gained the reputation of being the bullies of the tag team division and they have made everyone (or we should say ALMOST everyone) sit up and take notice! The only team that seemed not to be concerned with the rise of Leather n Lace was the most legendary tag team in the promotions history, Billy Bax & Rob Eckos “THE VALEDICTORIANS.”

Read the full story.

Tommy Trouble takes on Kermon the Crazy German

2008-07-14T19:25:00.000-04:00

July 26th as part of fan interaction night, before the show begins, fans have an opportunity to place their names in the running to be selected to carry the American Flag to the ring for USA’s Tommy Trouble as he meets former friend and tag team partner, Kermon the Crazy German. It should be a classic International battle, and there are a lot of emotions running high in anticipation of this match.

Read the full story.

Dan Eckos vs. Mr. Scott Wright

2008-07-14T19:21:00.001-04:00

Young Heavyweight Dan Eckos is out to avenge the suspension of his longtime partner, Heavyweight, Sean Royal on July 26 as the young Eckos puts everything on the line to take on Sean’s accuser, Mr. Scott Wright.

Full story here.

Mid-Atlantic meltdown

2008-07-14T19:16:00.001-04:00

9 men will get a golden opportunity during this event to fight their way all the way to Mid Atlantic Championship gold! Officials will announce that night at the show what the 3 man tag team units will look like. So 9 men will be put into 3 three man tag units and compete in a run the gauntlet type of event and the winning 3 man tag unit will have to split into a 3 way match against each other and those 3 individuals will get the chance to be Mid Atlantic Champion. A unique match up with a big pay off for some lucky wrestler.

Read the full story.

Ace Darling forced to return both title belts

2008-07-14T19:12:00.000-04:00

You saw him flee the arena with both belts on May 10, 2008. Well, the ECWA big-whigs are forcing him to show up July 26, 2008 and return the belts. Will he show? What will happen when he does? Find out that night.

Jim Kettner gets back in the ECWA ring

2008-07-14T19:07:00.000-04:00

Part owner of the ECWA, Jim Kettner is forced out of retirement in to the squared circle! This is all courtesy of the other part owners, Commissioner Naegele and Freak Nastty out voting Kettner as to who represent ECWA management teaming with the Logan Brothers to take on the 848 lb. Nigerian Nightmares and their partner, the evil Prince Nana.

Full story here.

Adults Only

2008-07-14T19:03:00.000-04:00

For months, the offices of the ECWA have been negotiating with the Duke and his Squire about joining the promotion. They are the hottest thing overseas and Commissioner Naegele has been trying to get them into the ECWA. There has been one road block… They hate kids!

And knowing that ¾ of the ECWA fan base is kids under the age of 18, they have been reluctant and obstinate about appearing here. Finally Commissioner Naegele was only able to get them to agree on July 26 if the pending stipulation was in place that if they win, all kids under the age of 18 years of age will be BANNED from attending future ECWA cards. Naegele agreed to the terms even putting the future of ¾ of his own fan base at stake. No one seems to know what Naegle was thinking (it is well known that in ECWA management circles, Naegele is indifferent to kids, Freak Nastty and Jim Kettner love having the kids at the shows). But nonetheless, the match has been made.

Full story here.

A real-man's sandwich

2008-07-01T13:39:00.000-04:00

THE MAGNUM
It seems that most people don’t know how to make a substantial sandwich. Let’s face it. One or two slices of deli meat just doesn’t cut it!

Key Ingredients:
-½ pound of your choice of pure, natural deli meat (avoid honey glazed, smoked, etc.)
-2 slices of whole/multi grain bread

Optional Ingredients (Magnum believes in individuality, but combine as many as possible):
-Cheese (your choice)
-Lettuce
-Mayonnaise
-Mustard
-Tomatoes
-Etc.

Assembly:
-Take bread. Coat both sides with your choice of mayonnaise, mustard, etc.
-When using cheese, start with one or two slices and place only on one piece of bread.
-On top of the cheese, please the ½ pound of meat.
-On top of the meat, place another slice or two of cheese.
(*Note: since you always want lettuce on top of the cheese, and not under it, please follow the above assembly order.)
-When using sliced tomatoes, add them on top of the cheese.
-Then add lettuce.
-Finally, close the sandwich with the second piece of bread.

IMPORTANT! When using a roll that has a distinct top and bottom, start assembly with the bottom piece. You do NOT want the lettuce and tomato under the meat. This is bad sandwich etiquette.
Do NOT cut sandwich in half or quarters. Awesomeness is not divisible.

THE MAGNUM AWESOME
Eat two of the above and feel complete.

Not the face!

2008-06-30T13:13:00.001-04:00

This weekend tragedy struck. While shaving, Magnum cut himself near the left edge of his lips. No pain was felt at the time because Magnum’s face, while incredibly beautiful, also has a very strong chin. Nonetheless, there is, for the first time ever, a blemish on the face of Magnum.

Magnum’s legal team has advised him NOT to mention the name of the offending razor company due to a pending lawsuit. We are seeking monetary compensation for the physical and emotional stress and injury to both Magnum and his fans.

While Magnum can pull off any look, and yes, can even makes a scab look sexy, we cannot allow an injustice – an INSULT – of this magnitude to go unpunished.

We are confident that there will be no signs of this injury, or any other blemish, by the time the ECWA Pro Wrestling July 26, 2008 show comes along. Thank you in advance for all your get well cards and presents.

Meet Magnum June 14

2008-06-12T09:42:00.000-04:00

Magnum and a host of other ECWA Pro Wrestling Superstars will be at the Delaware Special Olympics Village this Saturday, June 14 signing autographs and hanging out with the fans. There will no doubt be a huge line of people just waiting to get a glimpse of the prettiest face in pro wrestling.

Here are the details:

Date: Saturday, June 14
Time: 1100 a.m. to 2:00 p.m.
Place: University of Delaware Sports Complex
Rt. 896 (631 S. College Ave.) in Newark, DE 19711

RAIN OR SHINE---if it rain’s they will move the activities indoors at the complex.

Magnum is awesome

2008-05-27T12:10:00.001-04:00

Once again ECWA Pro Wrestling has totally misinterpreted the facts. If Magnum is one thing, he is awesome. But if he is something else, it’s forgiving; therefore, the ECWA will not be hit with a lawsuit from Magnum’s legal team for the slanderous remarks they posted to their Web site. Magnum is here to make an ad hominem. Look it up!

If you care to read the “detailed report” on ECWA Pro Wrestling’s Web site you’ll notice the erroneous remark, “He won by accident…” How dare you! No one is awesome by accident, and Magnum is the definition of awesome.

There were a number of accidents that night at the ECWA, but Magnum winning the Spring Olympiad Rumble was not one of them.

Accidents happen:
-Frederick of Hollywood getting eliminated in the Olympiad. Frederick obviously didn’t think Mega could ever be so lucky; I mean, who would? Mega did NOT eliminate Frederick. Frederick was a felo de se. Look it up!
-Mega putting his hands on me, Magnum. How dare he! Mega even ignored my instructions of “Not the face!” But Magnum’s awesomeness showed as he was too sly to be hit.
-Those gray t-shirts Magnum saw in the crowd. Please tell me those weren’t on purpose!

Again, it was NO ACCIDENT that Magnum should now be called, among other awesome names, “Mr. Olympiad.” The only accident was that Frederick wasn’t in the ring to send Mega over the top ropes. Believe me … Magnum does NOT like to get his hands dirty. Magnum goes to only the best salons and spas, and celebrity stylists and manicurists are not cheap.

And let me fill you in on something, dear report writer. You’ve shown your lack of intelligence and savvy in your attempt to insult me by calling Magnum a weasel. In this industry, referring to a manager as a weasel is the highest compliment. So, thanks for the mad props.

Magnum is here to tell you the truth, once and for all. There was no way Mega was going to win the Olympiad. Mega is not as good as Magnum. He never was and he never will be. There are forces in this universe that you cannot understand (because you’re not Magnum) … these forces would not allow a travesty like that to happen. You can’t stop the sun from rising in the morning; you can’t stop the earth from turning; and you can’t stop the awesomeness that is … MAGNUM!

Route 3 at the Tick Tock Diner

2008-05-21T08:36:00.001-04:00

Outside one of Professional Wrestling's hottest meeting headquarters, the Tick Tock Diner in Clifton, NJ. Photo by Magnum.

Magnum beats Mega

2008-05-16T14:08:00.000-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad. Magnum, left alone in the ring with the 400-pound Mega, used his craftiness and solid gold moves to pick up the victory. Long live Magnum, Mr. Olympiad!!!

Magnum beats Frederick of Hollywood?

2008-05-16T14:07:00.000-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad. In a freak occurrence, Magnum can only conclude that Frederick tripped while trying to eliminate Mega, sending himself over the top rope.

Magnum beats Tommy Trouble

2008-05-16T14:06:00.002-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Tommy Trouble fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Chase Del Monte

2008-05-16T14:06:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Chase Del Monte fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Aden Chambers

2008-05-16T14:05:00.002-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Aden Chambers fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Travis Blake

2008-05-16T14:05:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Travis Blake fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Mario Zuto

2008-05-16T14:04:00.000-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Mario Zuto fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Brian Soscia

2008-05-16T14:03:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Brian Soscia of the Chick Magnets fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Mike Tobin

2008-05-16T14:02:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Mike Tobin of the Chick Magnets fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Sorry about the arm, Mike. Heal up soon!!!

Magnum beats Mozart Fontaine

2008-05-16T14:01:00.002-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Mozart Fontaine of the Chick Magnets fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Sean Royal

2008-05-16T14:01:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Sean Royal fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats J.J. Cruz

2008-05-16T14:00:00.002-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of J.J. Cruz fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Jim Shorts

2008-05-16T14:00:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Jim Shorts fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Kermon the German

2008-05-16T13:59:00.002-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Kermon the German fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Jason Leigh

2008-05-16T13:59:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Jason Leigh fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Mr. Scott Wright

2008-05-16T13:52:00.000-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Mr. Scott Wright fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Corey Blaze

2008-05-16T13:51:00.000-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Corey Blaze fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Timothy Richards

2008-05-16T12:21:00.002-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Timothy Richards fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Billy Bax

2008-05-16T12:21:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Billy Bax fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Rob Eckos

2008-05-16T12:20:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Rob Eckos fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Mike Reed

2008-05-16T12:19:00.002-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Hot Shot Mike Reed fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats J.J. the Crew Guy

2008-05-16T12:19:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of J.J. the Crew Guy fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Dan Eckos

2008-05-16T12:18:00.003-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Dan Eckos fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Alec Chance

2008-05-16T12:18:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Alec Chance fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Robere Shields

2008-05-16T12:17:00.001-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Robere Shields fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum beats Mr. Ooh La La

2008-05-16T12:12:00.000-04:00

On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Mr. Ooh La La fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.

Magnum makes an impact on the ECWA

2008-05-12T16:31:00.000-04:00

Magnum took ECWA Pro Wrestling by storm last night, adding a touch of class and a whole lotta awesomeness to the dumpy, glamless Delaware hole that is the ECWA. Frederick of Hollywood, the brightest shining star in the dark cloud that is the ECWA went on to demolish Mega with a humongous slam. Can you say "power"?

Magnum was off the hook, stealing hearts as he watched Frederick take the win.

Commissioner Naegle tried to get the better of Magnum by throwing him into the 27-man Over the Top Rope Spring Olympiad rumble ... but Magnum showed him who's awesomest by WINNING THE MATCH!!! Magnum, in true style, survived just about every member of the ECWA locker room, and then finally eliminated 400-pound Mega for the win.

More details and footage to follow.

Battle Royal Olympiad

2008-05-02T16:50:00.001-04:00

Ticket information and directions to the May 10, 2008 show.

Frederick of Hollywood takes on Mega

2008-05-02T16:49:00.000-04:00

Ticket information and directions to the May 10, 2008 show.

Leather & Lace vs. The Heavyweights

2008-05-02T16:48:00.000-04:00

Ticket information and directions to the May 10, 2008 show.

The Chick Magnets vs. The Green Team

2008-05-02T16:47:00.000-04:00

Ticket information and directions to the May 10, 2008 show.

Chase Del Monte vs. Mr. Scott Wright

2008-05-02T16:46:00.000-04:00

Ticket information and directions to the May 10, 2008 show.

Nigerian Death Match

2008-05-02T16:44:00.001-04:00

Ticket information and directions to the May 10, 2008 show.

Prince Nana vs. Loca Vida

2008-04-30T14:00:00.001-04:00

This looks like it's going to be fun to watch. Get your tickets now, and also witness the ECWA debut of the one, the only, the magnificent, Magnum!

Who injured Freak Nastty?

2008-04-24T14:50:00.000-04:00

All of ECWA is curious. They recently posted a who's who of suspects. Very interesting...

La La Vice

2008-04-23T16:52:00.001-04:00

Glen Osbourne vs. Ace Darling

2008-04-23T16:48:00.000-04:00

ECWA Pro Wrestling blog

2008-04-23T10:42:00.000-04:00

Have you checked out the ECWA Pro Wrestling blog? Since it started there's been a LOT of action and buzz. No doubt the energy is high with anticipation of the debut of Magnum!

Free Magnum Stuff

2008-04-20T10:55:00.000-04:00

Want free Magnum stuff?

Temporary tattoos? Stickers? Maybe something else? While everyone else is trying to reach Magnum status by donning labels like Dolce & Gabbana, Prada, Louis Vuitton, Ed Hardy, and the like, you can one-up everyone by placing the Magnum logo anywhere you want, even on your skin. For the goods, send a self-addressed stamped envelope (SASE) to:

I LOVE MAGNUM!
725 River Road
Suite 32-118
Edgewater, NJ 07020

Magnum, I'm not as smart as you! What's a self-addressed stamped envolope? Find your answer here.

Magnum is coming!

2008-04-18T13:37:00.000-04:00

Get your tickets today!

Coming Soon!

2008-03-31T12:12:00.000-04:00

Coming soon ... the magnificent world of Magnum!

Let the countdown begin.