Freak Nastty Interview

Interesting. Very interesting!

Bounty on Freak Nastty

On January 24, 2009 most of the ECWA locker room will compete for a chance to destroy Freak Nastty later in the night, and the opportunity to collect more money than any of you have ever seen. Come out to the show to see it all go down!

Bitter-sweet

A week has now passed since ECWA’s November 22 show where the Magnificent One, Magnum, went one on one with Freak Nastty in a steel cage. Also that night The Frederick of Hollywood defended his title against Tommy Trouble. The night started off with a whirlwind victory and reveal, and ended with a shock heard round the squared circle. Since these two events resulted in two drastically different emotions, I shall address each separately below.

Unleashing the Beast

What did I tell you? What did I TELL you! Everyone at ECWA’s November 22, 2008 show got to bear witness to the awesomeness that is Magnum. Lock me in a cage; surround me with Blue Steel; back me into a corner and I will unleash the beast within and attack with unbridled vengeance.

Freak Nastty … you fooled me into signing a match with you in a steel cage. Duped me into thinking I was getting ownership of the ECWA. Well, the joke is on you! I walked into the cage undefeated, and I walked out of the cage undefeated.

Oh, how it all played out. It was the most innovative, the most diabolical, the most awesome plan ever put together in all of professional wrestling. It was 10 months in the making and it was the best kept secret in wrestling. We had all the idiots in the locker room fooled, and we had all the idiot fans fooled. Andrew Ryker has made his way to the A-List … Andrew Ryker is the newest member of the Magnum Militia … Andrew Ryker is the man who attacked Freak Nastty! You want to hate him for it, but you can’t help but love him because he is that good. But save your applause … you don’t deserve to cheer for Andrew Ryker.

The Magnum Militia is truly awesome. With yours truly, The Frederick of Hollywood, and now Andrew Ryker … we can not be stopped. Never before has there been, and never again will there be such an awesome assembly of A-List talent. Accept it. We are stronger than all of you … we are smarter than all of you … and without a shadow of a doubt, we are better looking than all of you.

Ladies and gentlemen … the Magnum Militia reigned supreme in the steel cage, we destroyed the MYTH of Freak Nastty, and we’re looking forward to a bright future … the future’s so bright, we gotta wear shades!

The Frederick of Hollywood Vs. Tommy Trouble

Where do I begin? For once your hero, your role model Magnum is at a loss for words. I am still dejected, still bewildered, and still angry about what went down on November 22, 2008. And believe me, you don’t want to come face to face with an angry Magnum.

Everything was set in place, but somehow it all went terribly wrong. Tommy Trouble is a talented, strong, and formidable force in the ECWA. But he is not an A-Lister. Tommy’s trouble is that he cares what you fans think. He cares about doing the right thing. He needs to take more care in his style and personality. But I digress…

Freak Nastty’s little interference was just one kink in our chain. And Freak, you better watch that back of yours that keeps getting attacked because you messed with the wrong group. But something else went wrong that night. Someone messed with destiny. Someone’s un-divine intervention led to the rarest of rare mistakes by a member of the Magnum Militia.

But know this … no one, NO ONE outsmarts Magnum. Vengeance will be ours, and we will have that belt back soon enough.

The clock ticks down for Freak Nastty

Tick Tock Freak Nastty! If that IS your real name... are you ready for Saturday? You better come prepared. I fear no man, and believe me when I say, I can take you out 6 different ways from the fetal position.

Steel Cage Match Vs. Freak Nastty: ECWA November 22, 2008

Training Injury

Ouch. While working on my new and improved finishing move (don’t worry, you’ll get to see it) I stubbed my toe. No worries … A quick trip to the pedicurist will have it fixed in a jiffy. Just in time for my to shove my boot down Freak’s throat!

Best knock-knock joke ever

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Freak Nastty.

Freak Nastty who?

EXACTLY!

No pain, no gain

Once you get past the awe of the once-only-thought-possible-via-Michelangelo-sculpture-V-shaped-back, check out the nice bruising on the upper right side. This was just from a one-hour "light" session with ECWA Heavyweight Champion Frederick of Hollywood. Fred is a savage and takes no prisoners, even when it comes to his faithful manager! But this is NOTHING compared to the pounding Freak Nastty is going to receive from Magnum's fists, knees, and elbows. See you in November Freak!

Magnum is even more awesome

Shortly after the announcement of Magnum’s steel cage match against Freak Nastty on November 22, 2008, Frederick of Hollywood decided it was time to get in the ring for some real training. Magnum is awesome enough as it is, but with some in-ring training, Freak Nastty really doesn’t stand a chance.

Freak Nastty is in for a long night. It seems the wrestling ring is to Magnum no different than a dance floor. He got skillz!!! Look at the facts. With no training whatsoever Magnum won back-to-back 25+ man battle royals … and now, he only has to face one man!? It seems almost unfair.

See you on November 22 Freak. You better bring you’re A game … but it will be no match for someone who’s on the A List!

Magnum to meet Freak Nastty in a steel cage

After many months it has been finally revealed that the sly manager MAGNUM was the man who attacked Freak Nastty. Now that the truth has been revealed, Freak Nastty gets to come FACE TO FACE with his attacker inside a steel cage! Read the full story here. The match will take place on November 22, 2008. Don't miss out!

Magnum Mocks Freak Nastty

Magnum's impersonation is priceless!

Is that ECWA's Freak Nastty?

Oh wait! That's the mastermind of mayhem, Magnum! What a fanstastic mockery!

Who injured Freak Nastty?

All of ECWA is curious. They recently posted a who's who of suspects. Very interesting...