This weekend tragedy struck. While shaving, Magnum cut himself near the left edge of his lips. No pain was felt at the time because Magnum’s face, while incredibly beautiful, also has a very strong chin. Nonetheless, there is, for the first time ever, a blemish on the face of Magnum.
Magnum’s legal team has advised him NOT to mention the name of the offending razor company due to a pending lawsuit. We are seeking monetary compensation for the physical and emotional stress and injury to both Magnum and his fans.
While Magnum can pull off any look, and yes, can even makes a scab look sexy, we cannot allow an injustice – an INSULT – of this magnitude to go unpunished.
We are confident that there will be no signs of this injury, or any other blemish, by the time the ECWA Pro Wrestling July 26, 2008 show comes along. Thank you in advance for all your get well cards and presents.
