Showing posts with label Mega. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mega. Show all posts

Monday, January 19, 2009

Leather N Lace Defend Against Mega and Cha Cha Chance

Monday, January 19, 2009 0
On January 24, 2009 he ECWA Tag Team Champions will have their hands full when they defend the titles against the most popular team in recent ECWA history. Size, power and 4 larger than life characters collide with different styles but one objective: leaving the arena as Tag Team Champions. Who will prevail?

Read more on this gigantic tag title match here.

Monday, July 14, 2008

Adults Only

Monday, July 14, 2008 0

For months, the offices of the ECWA have been negotiating with the Duke and his Squire about joining the promotion. They are the hottest thing overseas and Commissioner Naegele has been trying to get them into the ECWA. There has been one road block…
They hate kids!

And knowing that ¾ of the ECWA fan base is kids under the age of 18, they have been reluctant and obstinate about appearing here. Finally Commissioner Naegele was only able to get them to agree on July 26 if the pending stipulation was in place that if they win, all kids under the age of 18 years of age will be BANNED from attending future ECWA cards. Naegele agreed to the terms even putting the future of ¾ of his own fan base at stake. No one seems to know what Naegle was thinking (it is well known that in ECWA management circles, Naegele is indifferent to kids, Freak Nastty and Jim Kettner love having the kids at the shows). But nonetheless, the match has been made.

Full story here.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Magnum is awesome

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 0

Once again ECWA Pro Wrestling has totally misinterpreted the facts. If Magnum is one thing, he is awesome. But if he is something else, it’s forgiving; therefore, the ECWA will not be hit with a lawsuit from Magnum’s legal team for the slanderous remarks they posted to their Web site. Magnum is here to make an ad hominem. Look it up!

If you care to read the “detailed report” on ECWA Pro Wrestling’s Web site you’ll notice the erroneous remark, “He won by accident…” How dare you! No one is awesome by accident, and Magnum is the definition of awesome.

There were a number of accidents that night at the ECWA, but Magnum winning the Spring Olympiad Rumble was not one of them.

Accidents happen:
-Frederick of Hollywood getting eliminated in the Olympiad. Frederick obviously didn’t think Mega could ever be so lucky; I mean, who would? Mega did NOT eliminate Frederick. Frederick was a felo de se. Look it up!
-Mega putting his hands on me, Magnum. How dare he! Mega even ignored my instructions of “Not the face!” But Magnum’s awesomeness showed as he was too sly to be hit.
-Those gray t-shirts Magnum saw in the crowd. Please tell me those weren’t on purpose!

Again, it was NO ACCIDENT that Magnum should now be called, among other awesome names, “Mr. Olympiad.” The only accident was that Frederick wasn’t in the ring to send Mega over the top ropes. Believe me … Magnum does NOT like to get his hands dirty. Magnum goes to only the best salons and spas, and celebrity stylists and manicurists are not cheap.

And let me fill you in on something, dear report writer. You’ve shown your lack of intelligence and savvy in your attempt to insult me by calling Magnum a weasel. In this industry, referring to a manager as a weasel is the highest compliment. So, thanks for the mad props.

Magnum is here to tell you the truth, once and for all. There was no way Mega was going to win the Olympiad. Mega is not as good as Magnum. He never was and he never will be. There are forces in this universe that you cannot understand (because you’re not Magnum) … these forces would not allow a travesty like that to happen. You can’t stop the sun from rising in the morning; you can’t stop the earth from turning; and you can’t stop the awesomeness that is … MAGNUM!

Friday, May 16, 2008

Magnum beats Mega

Friday, May 16, 2008 0
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad. Magnum, left alone in the ring with the 400-pound Mega, used his craftiness and solid gold moves to pick up the victory. Long live Magnum, Mr. Olympiad!!!
 
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