Magnum's Academy of Awesome

In the world of professional wrestling, one name has become synonymous with the word Awesome. That name, of course, is Magnum!

The Innovator of Awesomeness, the Dean of Decadence, Magnum will, for one night only, teach YOU how to be awesome. A once-thought-impossible task, Magnum oozes with the confidence that he can make you a better person.

Magnum, the Pioneer of Perfection, will consult with you, one on one or in small groups, to spread his teachings, guidance, and of course, his awesomeness. A true Maharashi of Magnificence, this modern-day Engineer of Excellence has generously agreed to help you, the less awesome, cast away the unfortunate traits that make-up a classic loser. Only the Captain of Cool himself, the Connoisseur of Class, Magnum is man enough for such a challenge.

Arrive early to ensure you get one of Magnum’s FREE awesome giveaways – a tool that can turn even the biggest loser into an entity of awesomeness. While supplies last!

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Buy your tickets at the door when you arrive early!


ECWA Pro Wrestling
Greater Newark Boys' & Girls' Club
109 Glasgow Drive
Rt. 40 & #1 Positive Place
Newark, DE 19702
Doors Open at: 6:30 p.m.
Show Time: 7:30 p.m.
http://ecwaprowrestling.com

The Magnum Militia is running wild!

With good reason, The Magnum Militia is all the buzz in the world of pro wrestling. The funny thing is, everyone wants to try to figure us out. Don't even bother! But hey, ECWA, speculate all you want. In case you haven't seen it yet, check out ECWA's attempt to get inside the mind of the master manipulator.

Magnum, Pro Wrestler, Still Undefeated

I'm not one to say "I told you so." Oh wait, yes I am! I told you so! Especially you, Jason Leigh. How prophetic were my warnings of 1-2-3! The bell rings, Magnum's and the Magnum Militia's hands are raised, and victory is once again ... ours!!

See you on April 18!

Freak Nastty Interview

Interesting. Very interesting!

The Magnum Militia: A to Z

A is for Awesome!

B is for Best!

C is for Charismatic!

D is for Dynamic!

E is for Excellent!

F is for Fashionable!

G is for Groovy!

H is for Hot!

I is for Innovative!

J is for Jazzy!

K is for Kings!

L is for Luscious!

M is for Magnificent!

N is for Naughty :-)

O is for Oh my God!

P is for Perfect!

Q is for Quality!

R is for Radiant!

S is for Stupendous!

T is for Talented!

U is for Unbelievable!

V is for Victorious!

W is for Wow!

X is for X-rays our opponents have to get!

Y is for Yummy!

Z is for Zeus ... cuz we're gods!

Magnum's Thoughts on the 6-Man Tag Spectacular

It has just been announced that The Magnum Militia (for those of you who haven't been paying attention: that's me, Frederick of Hollywood, and Andrew Ryker) will take on Aden Chambers, Travis Blake, and Jason Leigh at ECWA's March 7, 2009 show. Of course, you're dying to hear my thoughts on this Six-Man Spectacular. Since I am never short on words, here it is.

First, let me get this out of the way. Once again, ECWA management have proved themselves to be malicious, jealous, and inept by putting MANAGER Magnum in a WRESTLING match. Have they not learned their lesson? Have I not beaten every challenge they put up against me? Am I not UNDEFEATED? Let’s get something straight here. In this world there are people like ECWA fans who haven’t accomplished anything in their lives. Then there is a small handful of people who reach awesome status. Then there is me … I am Magnum Awesome! You have to be truly special to earn the “Magnum” intensifier.

Always remember:

Magnum is the Intensifier of Awesomeness!

Aden Chambers. The new darling of the ECWA since his 2008 Super 8 win. I whole-heartedly acknowledge that Chambers stepped up and won the most prestigious tournament in professional wrestling. But just make sure there’s an asterisk next to his "W" because neither Frederick of Hollywood or Andrew Ryker were in that tournament! And hey, neither was yours truly! Magnum is undefeated in case you forgot. In other words: I do NOT lose! Aden, bring your A game … it’ll be nothing for the A-Listers!

Travis Blake. If I remember correctly, the last few times you crossed paths with the Magnum Militia didn’t work out so great for you! Frederick of Hollywood demonstrated his power with his Hollywood Slam, and Andrew Ryker proved his skill as he pinned your shoulders to the mat. They say “third time’s a charm!” … well, it’ll be just that when the ref counts you out 1-2-3.

Jason Leigh. The last time you were in the ring with Magnum you lasted all of 2 seconds. How glorious you looked, flying over the top rope and crashing to the hard, unforgiving floor. You may be breaking out of your green shell, but you still have lots of work ahead of you if you want to try to climb Militia Mountain. Tell you what … before the match I’ll dial 911 so that the ambulance shows up just in time to carry you out!

So as you can see, dear Militia wannabees ... Magnum is not worried. The Militia is not worried. And you should not be worried since the undefeated streak WILL CONTINUE!!!

Get your tickets now!

Magnum Militia in 6-Man Tag Match

Just announced! Your hero Magnum, along with Frederick of Hollywood and Andrew Ryker, will take on 2008 Super 8 winner Aden Chambers, Travis Black, and Jason Leigh. I have LOTS to say about this match ... I will post my most-awesome diatribe later today!

ECWA Pro Wrestling March 7, 2009 Show

Hey there Militia Wannabees ... looks like the line-up for ECWA's March 7, 2009 is slowly leaking out. Rest assured you'll get your money's worth as the Magnum Militia will be in FULL FORCE. That's right ... we will ALL be UNITED in a 6-man tag team match.

More details to come! Stay tuned!

Pre-show Autograph Signing

Don't forget to come out early! If you're lucky enough, we'll let you behind the red ropes. Dare to dream!

Bounty on Freak Nastty

On January 24, 2009 most of the ECWA locker room will compete for a chance to destroy Freak Nastty later in the night, and the opportunity to collect more money than any of you have ever seen. Come out to the show to see it all go down!

Locks of Love Challenge!

It promises to be a wild, energetically charged, all out war on January 24, 2009 when The Chick Magnets meet Del Monte and the Logan Brothers in a contest that will leave one team proud in victory and the other team sent home in humiliating defeat.

Read how this match came about here.

Leather N Lace Defend Against Mega and Cha Cha Chance

On January 24, 2009 he ECWA Tag Team Champions will have their hands full when they defend the titles against the most popular team in recent ECWA history. Size, power and 4 larger than life characters collide with different styles but one objective: leaving the arena as Tag Team Champions. Who will prevail?

Read more on this gigantic tag title match here.

Want our autographs?

Of course you do! The Magnum Militia will be signing autographs BEFORE the ECWA show on January 24, 2009. Come by and get one of the following if we let you behind the red ropes. We make no promises.

Magnum Bobblehead - Awesome Christmas Gift #1

While most of you aren't worthy, aren't awesome enough to warrant a visit from Santa, Magnum did pretty darn well this holiday season. Jealous? I'm sure. Who wouldn't want a custom-made, one-of-a-kind Magnum bobblehead? Look at the pose! Awesome.

Stay tuned for more examples of what Santa brings only the coolest of people.