Once again ECWA Pro Wrestling has totally misinterpreted the facts. If Magnum is one thing, he is awesome. But if he is something else, it’s forgiving; therefore, the ECWA will not be hit with a lawsuit from Magnum’s legal team for the slanderous remarks they posted to their Web site. Magnum is here to make an ad hominem. Look it up!
If you care to read the “detailed report” on ECWA Pro Wrestling’s Web site you’ll notice the erroneous remark, “He won by accident…” How dare you! No one is awesome by accident, and Magnum is the definition of awesome.
There were a number of accidents that night at the ECWA, but Magnum winning the Spring Olympiad Rumble was not one of them.
Accidents happen:
-Frederick of Hollywood getting eliminated in the Olympiad. Frederick obviously didn’t think Mega could ever be so lucky; I mean, who would? Mega did NOT eliminate Frederick. Frederick was a felo de se. Look it up!
-Mega putting his hands on me, Magnum. How dare he! Mega even ignored my instructions of “Not the face!” But Magnum’s awesomeness showed as he was too sly to be hit.
-Those gray t-shirts Magnum saw in the crowd. Please tell me those weren’t on purpose!
Again, it was NO ACCIDENT that Magnum should now be called, among other awesome names, “Mr. Olympiad.” The only accident was that Frederick wasn’t in the ring to send Mega over the top ropes. Believe me … Magnum does NOT like to get his hands dirty. Magnum goes to only the best salons and spas, and celebrity stylists and manicurists are not cheap.
And let me fill you in on something, dear report writer. You’ve shown your lack of intelligence and savvy in your attempt to insult me by calling Magnum a weasel. In this industry, referring to a manager as a weasel is the highest compliment. So, thanks for the mad props.
Magnum is here to tell you the truth, once and for all. There was no way Mega was going to win the Olympiad. Mega is not as good as Magnum. He never was and he never will be. There are forces in this universe that you cannot understand (because you’re not Magnum) … these forces would not allow a travesty like that to happen. You can’t stop the sun from rising in the morning; you can’t stop the earth from turning; and you can’t stop the awesomeness that is … MAGNUM!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Magnum is awesome
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Route 3 at the Tick Tock Diner
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
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Outside one of Professional Wrestling's hottest meeting headquarters, the Tick Tock Diner in Clifton, NJ. Photo by Magnum.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Magnum beats Mega
Friday, May 16, 2008
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On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad. Magnum, left alone in the ring with the 400-pound Mega, used his craftiness and solid gold moves to pick up the victory. Long live Magnum, Mr. Olympiad!!!
Magnum beats Frederick of Hollywood?
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad. In a freak occurrence, Magnum can only conclude that Frederick tripped while trying to eliminate Mega, sending himself over the top rope.
Magnum beats Tommy Trouble
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Tommy Trouble fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Chase Del Monte
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Chase Del Monte fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Aden Chambers
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Aden Chambers fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Travis Blake
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Travis Blake fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Mario Zuto
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Mario Zuto fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Brian Soscia
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Brian Soscia of the Chick Magnets fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Mike Tobin
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Mike Tobin of the Chick Magnets fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Sorry about the arm, Mike. Heal up soon!!!
Sorry about the arm, Mike. Heal up soon!!!
Magnum beats Mozart Fontaine
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Mozart Fontaine of the Chick Magnets fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Sean Royal
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Sean Royal fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats J.J. Cruz
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of J.J. Cruz fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Jim Shorts
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Jim Shorts fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Kermon the German
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Kermon the German fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Jason Leigh
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Jason Leigh fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Mr. Scott Wright
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Mr. Scott Wright fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Corey Blaze
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Corey Blaze fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Timothy Richards
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Timothy Richards fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Billy Bax
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Billy Bax fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Rob Eckos
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Rob Eckos fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Mike Reed
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Hot Shot Mike Reed fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats J.J. the Crew Guy
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of J.J. the Crew Guy fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Dan Eckos
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Dan Eckos fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Alec Chance
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Alec Chance fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Robere Shields
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Robere Shields fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Magnum beats Mr. Ooh La La
On May 10, 2008, Magnum survived ECWA Pro Wrestling's 27-Man Over-the-Top-Rope Spring Olympiad and went on to be the sole survivor, seeing the likes of Mr. Ooh La La fall victim, as he went on to become Mr. Olympiad.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Magnum makes an impact on the ECWA
Monday, May 12, 2008
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Magnum took ECWA Pro Wrestling by storm last night, adding a touch of class and a whole lotta awesomeness to the dumpy, glamless Delaware hole that is the ECWA. Frederick of Hollywood, the brightest shining star in the dark cloud that is the ECWA went on to demolish Mega with a humongous slam. Can you say "power"?
Magnum was off the hook, stealing hearts as he watched Frederick take the win.
Commissioner Naegle tried to get the better of Magnum by throwing him into the 27-man Over the Top Rope Spring Olympiad rumble ... but Magnum showed him who's awesomest by WINNING THE MATCH!!! Magnum, in true style, survived just about every member of the ECWA locker room, and then finally eliminated 400-pound Mega for the win.
More details and footage to follow.
Magnum was off the hook, stealing hearts as he watched Frederick take the win.
Commissioner Naegle tried to get the better of Magnum by throwing him into the 27-man Over the Top Rope Spring Olympiad rumble ... but Magnum showed him who's awesomest by WINNING THE MATCH!!! Magnum, in true style, survived just about every member of the ECWA locker room, and then finally eliminated 400-pound Mega for the win.
More details and footage to follow.
Friday, May 2, 2008
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